Pray for daylight...
when a film is called the Citizen Kane of its form, generation, or niche what exactly are people trying to tell us

…rosebud. also, I think it’s like a certain level of perfection, or some shit.

chronic virgin spotted.

chronic virgin spotted.

manhood:

modelingschool:

i’m 97% over zac effron. tbh

Why do ppl find him attractive he’s like the epitome of #AverageWhiteBoy

marketing.
moi: excuse me, where is the menswear section?
assistant: up three flight of stairs, through the kids, home ware, lingerie, open the window, jump out, and there'll be a pair of red chinos nailed to the wall on your way down.

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

you’d be late for mass (AGAIN!) and be told to get in the car just when Daria was coming on.
Wayne Knight: keeps relatively calm in the face of dinosaurs / sweats bullets at the sight of a vulva

Wayne Knight: keeps relatively calm in the face of dinosaurs / sweats bullets at the sight of a vulva

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

avocaso what?
actually…

A/S/L?

nazichan:

What are you laughing?

nazichan:

What are you laughing?

deviantwatch:

jonooooon:

Putting cigarettes in your mouth without lighting it as some deep metaphor
But john green actually did that to make his character look cool because this 40 year old man has the mentality of a teenager

its all of his geeky teenage fantasies from like 30 years ago in movie form